Conduce - stuff we're doing

clientsfromhell:

Client: I have to fire you. We love your work, but my boyfriend is worried about me working with an artsy guy. 

Me: I can assure you, I’m very professional.

Client: I’m sure you are! But I’m not. 

clientsfromhell:

Client: I have inserted a photo in the powerpoint presentation that you need to resize for a billboard.

Me: That image is not big enough.

Client: I’m not following?

Me: The image needs to be in a high enough resolution to be printed on such formats.

Client: Well, make the…

oatmeal:

Why Nikola Tesla was the greatest geek who ever lived. View comic.

clientsfromhell:

Client: The server has crashed.

Me: Oh, how do you know?

Client: I can’t get email, nothing is coming through.

Me: OK, but that might not mean a server crash. Have you made any changes to your PC.

Client: No, nothing.

Me: The site seems to be working fine. when did the email stop?

Client: Since I bought this new laptop…

pilotswithipads:

…and we’re back!

United Airlines showcase their use of the iPad with their pilots. Its great to see that Rebekah Brookes got a job as a pilot after resigning from News International.

Here are some of my favourite tablet devices as seen in Science Fiction

wtf-mobile-web:

via xkcd

Some screenshots from Marcin’s recent TV appearance

clientsfromhell:

Me: The internet isn’t working - but don’t worry, we’ve called to get it sorted and they said it should be up in the next ten minutes.

Client: We’ll just e-mail in Outlook then.

Me: That’ll be down too. 

Client: Fine! It’s unprofessional, but we’ll use Facebook. 

Me: Do you understand what the internet is?

Paul Saunders (1972 - )

some pictures from our Hackday where we made Defexx for iPad

Whiteboard sketches from our Hackday where we made Defexx for iPad

Screenshots from our new iPad app for recording aircraft cabin defects “Defexx”

The first test of our web app & iPad app Defexx for recording aircraft Cabin Defects

littlebigdetails:

iPad Keyboard - There are phantom keys in the middle when you split the keyboard in half.

/via Reinier Ladan

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